In English, Please

 

Yes, you read it right. 

Or maybe you didn't, I don't really care.  But for those of you who think you're clever enough to understand what it means, well, you're clearly too smart to read this blog. But just in case some idiot tries to understand what it means and will go crazy and come beat me up if they can't figure it out, here's what it means. I think.

The Introduction to  A Hole In My Head:

"Factual Evidence and Accurate Analysis Presented with Mind-Boggling Lucidity from Pinpoint Perspectives Fully-Focused Amongst Fecund Absolutions Delivered With Intellectual Panache and Irreverent Felicity Well-Bolstered by Fortuitous Certitude and Imaginative Introspections Detailing the Desultry Vagaries of Desperately Delusional Yet Delighfuly Partisan Political Platitudes . And some jokes."

Here it is using normal words:

 

"True facts and correct interpretations communicated with unbelievable clear thinking from specific points of view, completely concentrated in and around fertile or intellectually productive formal forgiveness of wrongdoings, delivered with brainy boldness and disrespectful humor, supported by timely confidence and creative insight pointing out the unplanned unfocused unpredictability of hopelessly crazy yet funny one-sided trite remarks about governing."

Broken Down Word by Word

For You Cunning Linguists:

Factual Evidence and                True facts and

 Accurate Analysis                      correct interpretations

 Presented with                           communicated with

Mind-Boggling                             unbelievable

Lucidity and                                 clear-thinking

Pinpoint Perspectives               specific points of view

Fully-Focused                             completely concentrated

Amongst                                       in and around

Fecund                                          fertile or intellectually productive

Absolutions                                 formal forgiveness of wrongdoings

Delivered With                           communicated with

Intellectual                                  brainy

Panache and                               boldness and

Irreverent                                    disrespectful

Felicity                                          humor

Well- Bolstered by                     supported by

Fortuitous                                    timely

Certitude and                               confidence and

Imaginative                                  creative

Introspections                             insight

Detailing the                                pointing out the

Desultry                                        unplanned

Vagaries of                                   unfocused unpredictability of

Desperately                                 hopelessly

Delusional Yet                            crazy yet

Delighfuly                                    funny

Partisan                                        one-sided

Political Platitudes .                  trite remarks about governing.

And some jokes.                         There are no jokes, I was kidding.